Table of Contents
- You know how to fool everyone
- You have to carry two bags?
- Thank you
- The Philippines airport
- Italian experiences
- Rainy Bermuda
- Unfortunate experiences in France
- Indian hotels
- Indian drivers
- Airport encounters
- A letter to the editor
- The deceitful taxi driver
- The missing notebook
- The lightning call
- The flight to London
- The drink
- Begging for a ballpoint
- Looking for Terminal Three
- The new disciple
- The plane ride to Scotland
- The missing tote-a-tune
- The chambermaid's test
- The silver ballpoints
- The kilt
- The forgotten gifts
- The Indian taxi drivers
- The missing porters
- The fat taxi driver
- The Concorde
- Flight technicalities
- Concorde souvenirs
- Getting ahead
- Harmonium experiences
- God on the flute
- Morning Star memories
- Progress at Berkeley
- Encounter in Chinatown
- I can feel it
- The smartest-looking guy
- The fattest man
- Flying ambassador class
- Let God enter first
- A pillow for God
- Sue the airline
- Eight refunds
- The dancing man
- The economy-class sleepers
- Thin man
- Editor's note