2.

"Doctor, I have come to take my money back."

"Why?"

"Last night I had a sore throat and you told me that it would never come back. Now it has come back, so you have to return the money I gave you."

From:Sri Chinmoy,Relaxation-secrets for the pressured mind, Agni Press, 1988
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