"That means you have come into the world so many times and not told even one lie. Why?"
"This world is full of liars. I don't want to be one of them. I tell You a supreme secret: here on earth I don't tell lies, but in Heaven I do tell lies."
"Why?"
"Because the cosmic gods and goddesses have no humour in them. So, to create a little joy, I tell lies.""I don't know how old I am."
"How is it that You don't know?"
"I was born when My parents were very, very, very old. They completely forgot to register My birth!""My child, I cannot answer that question. It is too serious for me."
"Please be serious. Tell me how."
"My child, countless human beings criticise Me, so how can I be perfect? Since I am not perfect, how can I teach you to be perfect?""Definitely. Tell Me what kind of favour you want."
"My Lord, I am not satisfied with my name of late. What is worse, I have been hating my name. Can You give me a new name?"
"Are you sure that you would like a new name, My child?"
"Absolutely. I am breathlessly eager to hear my name from You. And I give You my word of honour that I will use only this name from now on."
"Do you mean that not only I, but all human beings, will call you by the name that I give you?"
"My Lord, do You want me to die in anticipation?"
"I am now giving you your new name: Inconscience incarnate."
"What have You done to me? What have I done to myself?"
"Be always careful of the desire you want Me to fulfil!""I don't try to fool you. I am quite considerate."
"In what way, God?"
"You know very well that I am better than you in every respect. In one way at least, I want you to be better than Me.""Yes, My child, I am always hungry for your attachment."
"My Lord, You have all along told me that attachment is a very bad thing. How can You ask me to be attached to You?"
"My child, you know perfectly well that I am jealous of your attachment to your sisters and brothers. Since I love you so much and have so much Affection and Fondness for you, do I not have the right to ask you to be attached only to Me?"
"My Lord, as usual, Your Philosophy is so complicated!"
"My child, I love and admire your sincerity.""My child, five seconds will be enough."
"Only five seconds? Why? Why?"
"My child, how can I be unjust to you? I don't meditate on you even for one second. Therefore, how can I have the audacity to ask you to meditate on Me for more than five seconds a day?"
"My Lord, You don't meditate on me even for five seconds a day? How can You be so cruel? You are really something!"
"My child, according to you, I am something! I take that as a great blessing to Me'and not as a joke!""Of course I do. Now, can you do Me a big favour, My child?"
"Definitely, my Lord."
"Then, My child, go and tell your admirers that since I fully agree with them in their genuine opinion of you, I will be very grateful to them if they agree with Me only on one thing."
"What is that, my Lord?"
"My child, I want them to agree with Me, happily and unconditionally, that you are My only perfect child on earth.""Why am I so proud of you?"
"I know for sure that You are extremely proud of me!"
"Please tell Me why."
"You are proud of me because I do not frighten You; I do not challenge You; I do not even compete with You. Here I am telling just a few reasons. Naturally, I know that You are proud of me for such unusually good qualities and I strongly feel that I deserve Your Pride!"From:Sri Chinmoy,Sri Chinmoy with his upper-storey-weak students, Agni Press, 1993
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