Question: How does God wake up in the morning?
Sri Chinmoy: First of all, unlike mortals, God does not believe in the theory of sleeping every night. But on rare nights God takes rest or goes to sleep. Then, early in the morning when He gets up, He gets up with a universal headache or a universal stomach upset, or with a universal Hope or a universal Inspiration.
Sri Chinmoy, AUM — Vol.II-2, No. 8, 27 August 1975, Vishma Press, 1975