Question: Does God ever wear a tie?

Guru: Divine Hashi, God wears ties at every moment, from His birthless Silence to His deathless Sound. From the beginning of His creation and throughout the ever-continuing creation He always wears ties. When a human being wears a tie, it is for a few hours. Then he changes his tie or he takes it off. But in God’s case, He has been wearing His ties since the creation of humanity. Birthless and deathless ties He has been wearing all throughout His creation, and He will continue to wear these ties, ties of oneness which He will eternally wear.