245. Master man and Master God

Master man,
I am unemployed.
Please give me a job.
“Massage my feet.
   This will be your regular job.
   I assure you,
   You will draw an exorbitant salary.”

Master God,
I am unemployed.
Please give me a job.
“Massage My Head.
   By the way, you can do this at your sweet will
   Every day or any day.
    BUT
   I shall pay you regularly,
   I shall pay you unreservedly
   With My eternal Gratitude-Plenitude.”