85. TWO QUESTIONS

I have two questions.
  My first question:
Why am I not God?
God, either You answer
      Or
Send me someone
To answer this unanswerable question.
  My second question:
Did You know, God,
That I would prove to be Your stupendous failure
Before You dreamt of creating me?
God, either You answer
      Or
Send me someone
To answer this answerable question.