Part IX — Humorous poems

1.

"All Americans lecture.
  I suppose
  It is something in their climate.
  - Oscar Wilde"

All Indians procrastinate too long.
I suppose it is something
In our climate.

All Englishmen think too much.
I suppose it is something
In their climate.

All Canadians follow too far.
I suppose it is something
In their climate.

O American friend of mine,
I wish to hear you lecture.

O Indian friend of mine,
Let us not sleep any more.

O English friend of mine,
I am sure you know
There is something far beyond thinking.

O Canadian friend of mine,
Your own goal
Is infinitely more beautiful
Than the goal of others.