Fat Is No Good
Fat is no good, fat is no good,
Fat is tasteless, horrible food!
Fat is not strength;
Fat is my body’s weakness-length!
Fat, fat, fat, fat, my ugly fat!
Shame, shame, shame, commited a theft!
Fat, fat, fat, fat, my beastly fat!
Stolen my stupendous pride-hat!
I must regain my perfect health
To be my Supreme’s sacred wealth.