90.
"Canadians use English for literature,
  Scotch for sermons,
  American for conversation."
  — Stephen Leacock
I use English to betray my roaring stupidity.
  Scotch for sermons,
  American for conversation."
  — Stephen Leacock
I use English to ignore my doubtful capacity.
I use English to reveal my soulful divinity.
I use English to manifest God's glowing Authenticity.