Death, what do you and God speak about?

Death, how often do you speak to God?
"I speak to God constantly."

Can you tell me
What both of you talk about?

"We talk about our achievements
    And
Our disappointments.
I tell God about my achievements
    On earth
And my disappointments in Heaven.
God tells me about His achievements
    In Heaven
And His disappointments on earth."

I see.
Thank you, Death.