1. My Name
TEACHER: “What is your name?”STUDENT: “My name, according to my mother, is Napoleon. My name, according to my father, is Shakespeare. My name, according to my brother, is Jesse Owens. My name, according to my sister, is Leonardo da Vinci. And I call myself Lord Buddha.”
TEACHER: “O Gracious Lord Buddha, you may stop now.”
Sri Chinmoy, Try, you too can laugh, Agni Press, 1973