4. My Father's Profession
TEACHER: “What does your father do?”STUDENT: “You mean my father’s profession?”
TEACHER: “Exactly!”
STUDENT: “Well, my father has two professions. During the night, he snores in his bedroom beside mine. During the day, he roars in the kitchen right in front of my poor mother."
Sri Chinmoy, Try, you too can laugh, Agni Press, 1973