6.

"You have to tell the court how old you are," said the judge.

The old lady said: "Twenty-five years."

"And how many months?"

"139 months."

"How do you get 139 months?"

"I never tell a lie. My mother taught me that there are 140 months in a year."

Sri Chinmoy, Relaxation-secrets for the pressured mind, Agni Press, 1988